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Discussion in 'Others' started by Pedrogamaski, Oct 25, 2015.

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  1. Pedrogamaski Coal Miner DRC Player

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    Its so easy..

    Just type your Funny Joke and The readers will give a rating
    The highest ratings recieved will be the winner!

    Prize:The Ratings you Recieved
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    So lets start!
     
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  2. EmeraldGuy Newbie DRC Player

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    I dont have any
     
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  3. Dracindo Forum Lizard Staff Member Forum Moderator

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    Posts and ratings received in forum games are not being added to your total posts and ratings, so it's just for fun.
     
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  4. Rejoy Diamond Miner DRC Veteran

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    No offense..
    A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit'em out! They're Shit!"
     
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  5. Pedrogamaski Coal Miner DRC Player

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    A policeman Goes to a farm to control it for illegal farmed weed. He goes to the farmer and says: "I have to control for illegal farmed weed. The farmer says: "OK, but don't go in that field there." The policeman gets angry and shouts: "DO YOU SEE THIS CARD?!" He shows a police card. "I CAN GO EVERYWHERE WHERE I WANT TO GO!!" The farmer says: "Okay, I'm sorry." He continues his work. 2 minutes later he hears shouting from a scared policeman. He runs to the field. He sees the policeman running, with a big bull behind him. He shouts to the policeman: "YOUR CARD!!! SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!!!"
     
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  7. Pedrogamaski Coal Miner DRC Player

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  8. CaptainBreezyYZY Coal Miner DRC Veteran

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    Everyone likes me :D Ha! Oh wait :'(...................................
     
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  9. KleineAap Gold Miner DRC Veteran

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    Funny :D love it [/sarcasm]
     
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  10. Saté :^) Newbie DRC Player

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    my life
     
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  11. Andie Server Moderator Staff Member Server Moderator

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    CRYING OF LAUGHTER WITH THE LAST ONE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :joycat:
     
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  12. Rejoy Diamond Miner DRC Veteran

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    The moment when Bruqaj kills you with pro 4 and sharp 5..... and you get 1 hit on him. that action can light up your whole day :blush:
    @Bruqaj
     
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  13. Rejoy Diamond Miner DRC Veteran

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    Edit* That one hit can light....
     
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  14. Rejoy Diamond Miner DRC Veteran

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    Real Life LMAO!!!

    A senior Catholic Priest in Kenya was dying in a hospital and for his death wish he asked to see the local MP and the county Governor. Within hours, the two arrived. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands and kept quiet. The politicians were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a senior and well respected priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the Governor asked, 'But why did ask for me and Mheshimiwa?' The priest gathered all his strength and held their hands even tighter. Then with his eyes still closed, he mumbled 'Jesus died between two thieves. My only wish is to die the same way.' Minutes later as the silence enveloped the hospital room, the priest took his last breath.
     
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  15. ADEdge Lapis Lazuli Miner DRC Veteran

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    The moment someone wants to sell a spawner but refuse to sell it to you.
     
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